I may be the last person in the country to have heard of this. A turkey has been attacking a mail truck in Centerville (my home village), and Ethel Kennedy says it's hers.
A local turkey expert says the turkey is too old to be Ethel's. Truth to tell, the bird in the video does look a lot like the wild turkeys that strut through my yard every year. Turkey gangs have evidently taken over Martha's Vineyard, leading to turkey-police shooutouts.
It's a vicious world out there, folks.