My friend Wit just shared this with me. It may be the most wonderful thing I've read all year. It's a fall-down funny examination of the inner workings of two very confused dogs. I can scarcely express how much it hurts that I didn't think this up. I'll try to do better in the future.
In fairness, I should mention that The Wee Lad showed me this last night, but Wit shared it, so she's getting the credit. Sorry, Wee Lad, that's life.